The Following People Are Going to Hell

Now I don’t even believe in Hell, but I do find the idea comforting at times.

I like to think there is some sort of devine retribution for those who commit truly heinous acts against their fellowman- or their tastes and sensibilites.

I used to make mental lists of people I wanted to be in First Class on the first intergalactic, passenger carrying, nuclear missle, but I couldn’t think of anyone I hated enough to seat them next to Kathy Lee Gifford.  Instead, I’ve gone back to the simple idea that these people will spend eternity burning in hell.  Please note:  All these people are supposedly still living, therefore there  is time for them to atone for their sins.

1. The person who invented Crocs.
2. Adults who wear Crocs who aren’t gardening or have a medical excuse
3. The person who invented paper napkins that dispense like toilet paper on a roll.
4. Every0ne at Fox News
5. George W Bush
6. The entire Senior Management Team at USAirways
7. Dick Cheney
8. The people who started the trend of wearing flip flops outside one’s own home or at the beach.
9. People who wear shorts and/or halter tops- male or female- on airplanes and complain about being cold.
10. Sarah Palin
11. John Edwards
12. The person who invented double knit polyester pants.
13. Pat Robertson-who will meet his friend Jerry Falwell there
14. Bob McDonnell, Governor of Virginia
15. Ken Cuccinelli, Attorney General of Virginia
16. The people who build off site Rental Car Centers that require you to drag your luggage onto a bus to get there
17. People who text while driving
18. People who talk on their cell phones while driving instead of paying attention to the road and those around them.  In other words, most of them…
19. Everyone who is cruel to animals
20. Phyllis Schlafly and all the men at “Concerned Women for America”
21. Ann Coulter
22. Those who are so sure they are going to heaven and everyone else is not
23. Bobby Brown-for ruining Whitney Houston’s life and career
24. Whitney Houston for marrying Bobby Brown and doing that reality show
25. Everyone involved with any reality TV series–especially Jon and Kate Goslin, whoever they may be
26. Lindsay Lohan
27. Robbie Williams- for being so talented but so unfocused, inconsistent and insecure
28. All people who wear the same clothes to work they would wear to wash the car or mow the grass
29. Helicopter Parents
30. The TV Executive at CBS who cancelled “Moonlight”

This is a living list….more to come.