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Mommie Dearest, Part 2: Martha Stewart’s Daughter Lashes Out at Domestic Diva in New Tell-All

Leave Martha Stewart alone!!!

I’m so tired of celebrity children trying to cash in on their parents.  No one would buy this lousy book if the bitch wasn’t Martha’s daughter.

Get a life and get a job- and not one your Mother gave you.

If I were Martha, I’d be calling my attorney and doing a little trimming on my Will….

Next thing you know, she’ll be trying to tell us Martha doesn’t do all this stuff herself, but has a staff to do it for her….

From that paragon of Journalistic integrity, US Weekly:

 

In a scathing new tell-all book, Martha Stewart’s daughter, Alexis, reveals that life as the homemaker’s child was far from perfect.

“Martha does everything better! You can’t win!” Alexis, 46, writes of her mother, 70, in her new book Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, out October 18 (as first excerpted by the U.K. Daily Mail). “If I didn’t do something perfectly, I had to do it again. I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.”

Now a mother herself, Alexis angrily reflects in her book on Martha’s lack of basic parenting skills.

“Martha was not interested in being kid-friendly,” Alexis reveals in Whateverland. “She used to make me wrap my own presents. She would hand me things right before Christmas and say, ‘Now wrap these but don’t look inside.'”

But Alexis says she took the most issue with the domestic diva’s habits around the house.

“My mother has a sign on all of her doors to take your shoes off,” Alexis writes. “For god’s sake! My mother’s dogs p–s and s–t on her rugs and she’s telling people to take their shoes off?

“[She] always peed with the door open,” Alexis continued of her mother’s bathroom hygiene. “I remember saying, ‘You know, now I have friends over! You can’t do that anymore! It’s gotta stop! My friends’ parents don’t do it! Give me a break here! I don’t feel like being embarrassed! It’s exhausting! I’m a kid! Stop!'”

Though Alexis drops these and other bombshells in the book, she insists she harbors no ill will. In fact, she even dedicated the tome to Martha. Says the TV personality of her daughter, Alexis: “She’s her own person. She makes up her own mind.”

 

MORE:   Martha Stewart’s Daughter Lashes Out at Domestic Diva in New Tell-All – UsMagazine.com.

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Martha Stewart’s Oversize Ironing Board

In honor of Martha Stewart’s 70th Birthday today, I thought I would share my favorite “how to” project from her TV show.

I saw her do this years ago and that’s when I realized she apparently lived in an alternative universe where they don’t have the $2.50 Cleaners to do your tablecloths and other large items….

And I wondered who the hell had a laundry room big enough for one of these…

If you had a laundry room that big, then you had to have a staff to iron your tablecloths for you and didn’t need one of these…

Still, I love her….and her staff.

The large ironing tables at D & F Workroom in New York City, where Martha recently had some upholstery done, inspired her to devise this oversize ironing board. You can make one to fit on a flat surface in your laundry room. Not only is this board a practical solution to working with unwieldy expanses of fabric such as large tablecloths and heavy curtains, but it is also firmer and tauter than the standard board, making clothes and linens easier to press. The secret to creating the right give in the surface is Bump, an extremely thick English table flannel commonly used as an interface for winter draperies or to buffer large tablecloths. When the top layer of the board, which is made of muslin, becomes discolored from ironing, simply tear it off and replace with a fresh piece.

Tools and Materials

Piece of 3/4-inch-thick high-grade plywood, 30 by 45 inches

2 pieces cotton or wool felt, 34 by 49 inches

1 piece Bump, 36 by 51 inches

1 piece medium-weight cotton muslin sheeting, 38 by 53 inches

Several feet of 1/2-inch cotton twill tape

Folding tool (a letter opener is ideal)

Fabric glue

Oversize Ironing Board How-To

1. Cover plywood with two layers of felt. Wrap one side to the back of the board, and staple midway along the side, 1 1/2 inches in from edge. Wrap fabric over opposite side; staple directly opposite first. Repeat on other two sides. Working out toward corners, continue adding staples in pairs on opposite sides of plywood. Miter corners by pinching felt together at each corner so it’s centered diagonally, letting excess fabric stick up. Secure each side with two staples. Press excess fabric straight down diagonally, and secure raw edges with staple. Use folding tool to smooth down corners as you work. Make sure corners are as neat as possible.

2. Cover the felt with a layer of Bump flannel. Use same stapling technique as for felt. Fold corners neatly and staple.

3. Iron muslin; wrap over Bump, and secure with staples, following steps listed above.

4. Trim fabric close to staples, then glue lengths of 1/2-inch cotton twill tape over staples and unfinished edges. Press down with folding tool. Wipe off excess glue.

via Oversize Ironing Board – Martha Stewart Home & Garden.

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