The Worst Christmas Song Ever

Every year I dread it….

I know no matter how hard I try, there is no avoiding it…

At some point, this song will be played on the radio and it will stick in my head all day.

Today was the day….

I can’t tell you how much I hate this song.  It’s like someone set out to write the worst Christmas song ever…

Manipulative, full of cheap sentiment, leveraging religion, children and Mothers….

I TRULY HATE THIS SONG!!!

This song just brings out the worst in me.

I start getting catty and snarky.

I start wondering..

“Is he really a budding cross-dresser and trying to get some man to buy the shoes for himself?”

” Is Moma meeting Jesus or some man named Jesus (pronounced: Hay-Sus) later tonight?”

” I bet they are really hooker heels…”

“His Mother is dying and he goes shopping?  Has to be a little gay boy….”

I detest cheap sentiment and this song just reeks of of it….

It suffocates you in it….

I am past due for making a list of people I currently believe are going to hell and the people who wrote and sing this song will be on the next one….

Along with the radio stations that play it…..

And now you probably can’t get it out of your head either and are cursing me for that!

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One response to “The Worst Christmas Song Ever

  1. The video is too funny. I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks. Thanks for sharing! Cheers.

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