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Ah, Sweet Mysteries of Life…..

I’ve worked hard over the last couple of years to be less judgmental, but this post will prove I’ve failed….

I just can’t understand some things.

Here is a brief list.  Maybe you can help me….

  1. Why, when people in the US are heavier than ever, are designers and clothing companies making and pushing “slim cut” clothes?
  2. Why does dental floss have an expiration date?
  3. Why do people who waive the Confederate Flag think Black people should “get over” slavery because it happened more than 150 years ago?
  4. Why do people no longer call out “white trash” behavior?
  5. Why do we have to take our shoes off in airports because of one bomb attempt, but won’t support gun control or background checks for gun purchases when over 32,000 people were killed by guns in 2011 alone.
  6. In a related question, why does anyone need a semi-automatic weapon?
  7. How many women really look good in Yoga Pants and why do the rest of them wear them in public?
  8. How many men really look good in Tank Tops and why do the rest of them wear them in public?
  9. Why does anyone wear flip-flops in New York or any big city?
  10. Why does anyone fly when they can take the train?
  11. Why don’t people realize “cutting spending” is stupid?  If nothing else, we need to repair and grow our infrastructure before it collapses.
  12. Why does anyone who thinks Social Security and Medicare are vital programs vote Republican?
  13. Why do people think Bernie Sanders can’t win?
  14. Why do people love Hillary, but not trust her?
  15. Why does God only ask stupid Republican losers to run for President?
  16. Does anyone have a more petulant, distinct “resting bitch face” than Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker?
  17. Does Bobby Jindal have any self awareness?  Does anyone, outside of Louisiana, know or care who he is?
  18. Does Jeb! really think we have forgotten W?
  19. Why hasn’t Donald Trump married a Kardashian?
  20. Why does Caitlin Jenner getting an award make people so angry?  Don’t they realize there are many kinds of courage….
  21. When did “facts” become subjective?
  22. Why does salt have an expiration date?
  23. Why does anyone go to the movies at the theatre anymore?
  24. Why do men wearing their shirt tails hanging out think it disguises their belly?
  25. Why are there more camel toes in the average airport than in Saudi Arabia?
  26. Are there really that many people without mirrors at home?
  27. When did “comfortable” become a fashion buzz word and why?
  28. When did self-respect start meaning lack of self awareness?
  29. Don’t people realize “Letting it all hang out” was 1960’s verbiage not 2015 Fashion advice?
  30. Why have over 25 countries banned Monsanto and their GMO food and we haven’t?
  31. Why does anyone believe a Corporation is a “person”?
  32. Why don’t the 99% fight back more against the 1%?
  33. What ever happened to social activism?
  34. Why don’t people realize there is no “next” little black dress and nothing is the “new” black in fashion?
  35. Why do people up North think the South has a monopoly on racial issues and prejudice?
  36. Why all the excitement about Gay Marriage when you can still get fired from your job for being Gay and getting married?
  37. Why don’t Christians actually read the Bible?
  38. Does anyone really think anyone having a Gay Wedding would order Pizza for the reception?  Well, maybe lesbians….
  39. Who are all these supposed “stars” I’m reading about on line and never heard of?
  40. Do Republicans have a heart at all?
  41. Do Democrats know how to run campaigns at all?
  42. Why does the North Carolina Legislature seem determined to drag us back to the 19th century?
  43. Is anyone in North Carolina Politics more deservedly despised than State Senator Trudy Wade?
  44. Why would any woman vote for a Republican?
  45. Why would any Gay person vote for a Republican?
  46. Why would any person of color vote for a Republican?
  47. Why would any student vote for a Republican?
  48. Why would any person not independently wealthy vote for a Republican?
  49. Why would any person with a heart vote for a Republican?
  50. Why does anyone vote for a Republican?

I’m back….

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Just When You Thought I Was Out….I’m Back!

Believe it or not, I’m back to this blog.

I state this publicly as insurance that I will follow through….

I needed some time away.  I focused on my other blog for a while….

But it’s time to come back where I started.

Thank you for your patience.

I originally started this blog to ironically address things that where lost as we moved to the 21st Century.  Then I realized, I was at risk of becoming a grumpy old man screaming at children to get off my lawn.  I never wanted to be that….

A lot has happened over the last couple of years to make me re-evaluate a lot of things.  I’ve changed jobs and careers.  I’ve lost some important people in my life.  I’ve rethought how best to address our political differences….

But I’m fundamentally the same.

How will  this blog be going forward?  I’m not sure….

I want to be kinder and gentler.  More open to dialogue about politics and less judgmental.  I mean well…It doesn’t do anyone any good to sit at home and scream at their TV- or vent on their blogs.  We need to talk to each other civilly and with an open mind and heart.

We need to listen to each other….

But if that fails, screw it.  I’ve never been shy about my opinions.

There is just too much insanity in Politics in North Carolina, Virginia and the U.S.A for me to keep my mouth shut.  This is what is making me come back.  I can’t just sit on the sidelines…

Circumstances pulled me back in…..

I’m trying to be less political on Facebook, so expect more political posts here instead.  But I realize there are other blogs that do politics much better than I ever could.  This will just be what catches my interests and makes me want to share or comment.  I don’t promise in-depth analysis, but I do promise lots of opinion.

Culturally, I plan to be just as judgmental as ever.  I’ll post about what I like and what I don’t…..

And I hope we can pick up the dialogue we suspended when I stepped away….

Again, thanks for our patience….

Let’s roll!

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Chapter 91: The Evils of Water Proof Mascara

I really do plan to revisit and return to LostInTheTwentyFirstCentury.com soon, but in the meantime, here is a post from my other blog…..

 

According to my Mother, water proof mascara did more to change the South than air conditioning.

She was an old school Southern woman who believed you had to create a little magic each day as you went forth to play your role.  I’m not sure she ever knew she was playing a role, but she was a consummate actress.  Someone once said that whenever a Southerner decided not to take the stage, the world lost a great actress.  He must have known my Mother.

More:   Chapter 91: The Evils of Water Proof Mascara | My Southern Gothic Life.

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My Southern Gothic Life: Chapter 90: The Love I Lost

New Blog Post:

 

I returned to Sweet Briar College a couple of weeks ago for what I feared was the last time.  I had not been there since 1981.

My last visit there, 34 years ago,  was populated by ghosts and anxiety.  I was part of the Class of 1981 at Washington and Lee University.  Most of my friends were from the class of 1980.  When I went to Spring Weekend there, in 1981,  we were already beginning to deal  with the past.

I was there with one of my best friends, my first close friend  at W&L, who had lost the love of his life to another man while his Sweet Briar girl was on Junior Year  Abroad.  Thus it was poignant to begin with.

But more importantly, the Class of 1980 was gone.  Those had been our friends and our link to Sweet Briar.  The Sweet Briar Girls we came to see that weekend felt the loss just as we did…Our friends who had made our college years so special had graduated.  It was not the same…..

After that weekend, I never thought I would be at Sweet Briar again.  I thought it was time to move on and put it all in the past.

As a History major, I should have known better.  Our past, collectively and individually, is a part of us and only time can show us how much a part of us it really is….

More:   My Southern Gothic Life | When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not; but I am getting old, and soon I shall remember only the latter. (Mark Twain).

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Chapter 89: She Went to Sweet Briar

Revised version of New Post published a few days ago on my other blog, My Southern Gothic Life,

I’m  back to blogging sooner than I expected because I heard we are losing  Sweet Briar College….

It has taken me a week to digest this and I still can’t believe it.  We always think our colleges will outlast us.  Will be eternal.  And it’s a shock to lose one that meant to much to so many of us…

First of all, I did not go to Sweet Briar.  I am a man and therefore excluded from the Sweet Briar sorority.  But I did go to Washington and Lee University in the late 1970’s and early 1980’s when it was still an all male school.  And Sweet Briar was a big part of my college experience.  I dated Sweet Briar Girls.  Sweet Briar Girls are some of the best friends I ever had….

More:  Chapter 89: She Went to Sweet Briar | My Southern Gothic Life.

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You Can’t Go Home Again….

New Post up on my other blog.

Here is an excerpt and a link to the full post….

 

This is going to be somewhat of a valedictory post. A summation of the past and a look to the future.  And like most valedictory addresses, it will probably be too long…

This blog has served me well during a difficult chapter of my life. I started this blog when my Mother was in the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease and I had a certain distance from the past. The humor and detachment came easily to me. I had not been “home” for a very long time for more than the obligatory few hours at Christmastime. I had the distance that is necessary for perspective.

That all unexpectedly changed over the last two or three years. I had to go home again. The humor became more difficult to find and the past seemed much closer than it had for years…

When I look back on this blog, I can see a journey. Socrates once stated, “An unexamined life is not worth living.” Well, based on this theory, mine is definitely worth living because I have examined the hell out of it for the last few years on this blog. It wasn’t always pretty and I cringe at some of it, but it was honest.

 

http://mysoutherngothiclife.com/2015/02/08/chapter-88-you-cant-go-home-again/

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Chapter 86: In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning | My Southern Gothic Life

New post up on my other blog.

Here is an excerpt and a link to the full post:

It’s the wee small hours of the morning.  Hours I always think of Sinatra when I am feeling lonely….

He had a classic album of this title.There are hours in the morning.  Late in the morning when you can’t sleep.

Thoughts are coming too quickly.  You know you should be in bed, but your mind won’t let you.

You’ve had a few drinks.  You started smoking again…Still no respite.

Your mind won’t stop.

via Chapter 86: In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning | My Southern Gothic Life.

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Further Proof Wal-Mart is Inherently Evil….

I’m almost speechless…

Walmart….

Haven’t stepped foot in one in 15 years and this is only one example of why….

There is so much more I could say, but this speaks for itself….

 

NEWARK, N.J. AP – Actor-comedian Tracy Morgan and other people in a limousine struck from behind by a Wal-Mart truck on a highway in June are at least partly to blame for their injuries because they werent wearing seatbelts, the company said in a court filing Monday.

The filing was made in federal court in response to a lawsuit Morgan filed in July over the accident, which killed his friend James McNair, who was accompanying the former “Saturday Night Live” and “30 Rock” star back from a show in Delaware.

Morgan spent several weeks in rehab with rib and leg injuries.Wal-Mart Stores Inc., based in Bentonville, Arkansas, said in the filing that the passengers injuries were caused “in whole or in part” by their “failure to properly wear an appropriate available seatbelt restraint device,” which it said constitutes unreasonable conduct.An attorney representing Morgan and the other plaintiffs called Wal-Marts contentions “surprising and appalling.”

More:   AOL.com Article – Wal-Mart: Morgan wasnt wearing seatbelt in crash.

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How Much Do You Drink Compared to Other Drinkers?

I don’t know how the top 10% of this group functions at all…

Some interesting insight from the Washington Post:

 

As Cook notes in his book, the top 10 percent of drinkers account for well over half of the alcohol consumed in any given year. On the other hand, people in the bottom three deciles dont drink at all, and even the median consumption among those who do drink is just three beverages per week.

The shape of this usage curve isnt exactly unique. The Pareto Law states that “the top 20 percent of buyers for most any consumer product account for fully 80 percent of sales,” according to Cook. The rule can be applied to everything from hair care products to X-Boxes.

MORE:   Think you drink a lot? This chart will tell you. – The Washington Post.

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Chapter 85: The Tiger at 2:00 a.m. | My Southern Gothic Life

New post up on my other blog….

Chapter 85: The Tiger at 2:00 a.m. | My Southern Gothic Life.

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